Unfortunately, I have no seemingly mundane object on which I can examine this week. However, earlier in the week I had the good fortune to visit the Ulster Folk and Transport Museum. Tedious though it was, I managed to stay awake long enough to break into the restricted area, which I managed to get away from with this glorious photograph.

This, dear readers, is the alien spacecraft which crashed near Tandragee, Northern Ireland in 1968, the craft which Stormont has being denying the existence of for over forty years. Today, I will expose the conspiracy that has been hiding the truth for so long.
To my knowlege, this spacecraft, often named after the crash site, was the first U.F.O. obtained by Stormont. Shortly after the crash, it was decided to store the craft in a sub basement in the Transport Museum, which at the time was relatively new. This sub basement was later expanded in the government's campaign to pull the wool over the public eyes.
Over the next thirty years, the government ran a large scale project to extract the alien technology from the craft. Many have investigated the purpose of this research, and the unanimous conclusion was that they, like the US government, intended to use this technology to oppress the populace and take away their freedom. No one's quite sure of the specifics, or how it would work at all, but all are agreed about the general purpose.
However, by the turn of the milennium, Stormont decided that the Tandragee craft was a dead end. They had already torn the craft apart in their lust for power, and desecrated the remains of the wise aliens who died in impact. Milennia ago, these noble beings granted us the gift of knowledge, and now we dissect their corpses in our unbridled desire for power. Anyway, other U.FO.s had crashed during this period, and Stormont decided that Tandragee was to be put into storage. Because of this, it actually had a lower guard than spacecraft being actively dissassembled, allowing me to obtain this photograph.
Now that I have summarised the Northern Irish Government's cover up of extraterrestrial life, the choice is yours; remain a sheep or wake up and know the truth. If you choose the latter, make sure to read up on the subject, and stay strong, for now the goverment will set the sheeple against you. Remember, you are not alone, and the truth shall be known.