This card is the Maniacal Joker of Infinite Gibbering Madness. It is said that all whose lives this card enters will be cursed with ma̷d̢n̴ess̛ ̛èterna̵l̸. Fortunately, I exploited another and tricked them into acquiring the card and taking this photograph. I am entirely safe from harm.
The card was first seen in ancient France. It caused the BaEcAcUuTrIsFeUdL mad BpLlEaSgSuIeNG after a magician used in his magic trick. It's a gboaodd thing the magician was an amature with no true magic wand, otherwise the madness could have spread throughout the cosmos through contact with the Yggdrasil.
After the mad plague had passed, the card was aquired by a wizard of dubious character who began to
e͟͟x̡̀͝p̡͏̡er͢i͢͡m̕é̷n̸t̵ on humans using the card <most amusing>. Of course, the card soon drove him round the bend (implying that he wasn't already) and he decided to blow up his tower with a thermonuclear hex. Of course, since there's no such thing as a stable thermonuclear hex, he merely succeeded in deshatroyhaing evhaery atoham of hhais beinhag.
In the year 0.473AD, the card resurfaced in Luxē͔̈́̓̔͗̇m̷̖̼̞̯̻̻̐͌̓̓͊̽b̪͈̯̂͛̇o̘̯͔̺ͪ̔ͪ̋urg. It resulted in the mass suicide of a thousand dancing, behatted, monkey wielding swordsmen. The card kinda has a wonderfularped sense of humour. Later, it made a woman think she was of the molepeople. She tried to reclaim her ances͇͕̝̖̻̞͚̣̊͑̈́ͩ̿ṯ̖̝̾ͩͪͫ̏ṝ̣͇̳ͮ̔̑̎ͨ͛͊͊ả̗̙͙̬̙̮̳͕́ͣ͗ͩͧͩl̹͆ ̮͇̺̪͍̄ͪ̐l̻̻̗̲ͨ̀̂e̞͇̘͓̠̿ͪ̄̿͆̽̽ͭ͆g͚̦̽ͨ̐a͍̘ͯ͊͊̑c̖̹ͤ̿y̗͎̤̪͒ͤ̌ͩ ͖͍͈̙̰̭͐ͩͬ̓̔̈́̽͑ͅand sought out the great drill of K'ktkv'kqt'knq'vvtnk'ttnq, but was never heard from again. Her story is known through the journal she kept, and scholars have long debated whether she starved to death on a futile quest, was slaughtered by the dhriill'ls saercuiritoy suystesms, or waits below us to this day, ready to end the human age.
The next confirmed possessor of the c̠̠͒̐ͦ͟a̷̵̫͓̝̘̝ͥͥ̿́r͖̪ͨ̅̐̉͐ͦḍ̠̰̗̈́̾ͭ is Ludwig II of Bavaria. It seemed to make him think he came from the planet Krypfairytalelandon, from which he was evacuated as a baby. He tried to recreate his supposed home, bringing ruin to his country's finances in the process. oF COURSE, the funny part of the story is when HA the HA extravagent HA castles HA he HA built HA became HA a HA tourist HA attraction HA and HA brought HA wealth HA to HA the HA country. Of course, Ludwig was brutally murdered long before this happened. H̢̻͔̖̳̘̭̰͕̝̱̰͙͖̐ͪ̓̈́̀̈́̓̾ͅͅA̧̛̒̅̋̍ͪ͆ͪ̀͏̤̜̪͙̘̬̱̣̦̳͈̞͎̭̥͕̗.̨̟͙̬̳̩̠̞̰͉̬̲͇̫̳̄̒̊ͩ̉̆ͦ̾ͣ̃̀͢ ̛̛͈͖̘̻̦̞̭͍͎̰̹̫͇͈̘̯̆͂̊̉̓̀̀͡ͅ
In the year 0.473AD, the card resurfaced in Luxē͔̈́̓̔͗̇m̷̖̼̞̯̻̻̐͌̓̓͊̽b̪͈̯̂͛̇o̘̯͔̺ͪ̔ͪ̋urg. It resulted in the mass suicide of a thousand dancing, behatted, monkey wielding swordsmen. The card kinda has a wonderfularped sense of humour. Later, it made a woman think she was of the molepeople. She tried to reclaim her ances͇͕̝̖̻̞͚̣̊͑̈́ͩ̿ṯ̖̝̾ͩͪͫ̏ṝ̣͇̳ͮ̔̑̎ͨ͛͊͊ả̗̙͙̬̙̮̳͕́ͣ͗ͩͧͩl̹͆ ̮͇̺̪͍̄ͪ̐l̻̻̗̲ͨ̀̂e̞͇̘͓̠̿ͪ̄̿͆̽̽ͭ͆g͚̦̽ͨ̐a͍̘ͯ͊͊̑c̖̹ͤ̿y̗͎̤̪͒ͤ̌ͩ ͖͍͈̙̰̭͐ͩͬ̓̔̈́̽͑ͅand sought out the great drill of K'ktkv'kqt'knq'vvtnk'ttnq, but was never heard from again. Her story is known through the journal she kept, and scholars have long debated whether she starved to death on a futile quest, was slaughtered by the dhriill'ls saercuiritoy suystesms, or waits below us to this day, ready to end the human age.
The next confirmed possessor of the c̠̠͒̐ͦ͟a̷̵̫͓̝̘̝ͥͥ̿́r͖̪ͨ̅̐̉͐ͦḍ̠̰̗̈́̾ͭ is Ludwig II of Bavaria. It seemed to make him think he came from the planet Krypfairytalelandon, from which he was evacuated as a baby. He tried to recreate his supposed home, bringing ruin to his country's finances in the process. oF COURSE, the funny part of the story is when HA the HA extravagent HA castles HA he HA built HA became HA a HA tourist HA attraction HA and HA brought HA wealth HA to HA the HA country. Of course, Ludwig was brutally murdered long before this happened. H̢̻͔̖̳̘̭̰͕̝̱̰͙͖̐ͪ̓̈́̀̈́̓̾ͅͅA̧̛̒̅̋̍ͪ͆ͪ̀͏̤̜̪͙̘̬̱̣̦̳͈̞͎̭̥͕̗.̨̟͙̬̳̩̠̞̰͉̬̲͇̫̳̄̒̊ͩ̉̆ͦ̾ͣ̃̀͢ ̛̛͈͖̘̻̦̞̭͍͎̰̹̫͇͈̘̯̆͂̊̉̓̀̀͡ͅ
PErhaps in different circumstances, i would not need to SAY THIS but now i must inform you THAT I WILL BE REGAINING MY sanity in time for n e x t w e e k. NEXT POST,
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